My puppy punched me in the eye

My puppy punched me in the eye.
My rabbit whacked my ear.
My ferret gave a frightful cry and roundhouse kicked my rear.

My lizard flipped me upside down.
My kitten kicked my head.
My hamster slammed me to the ground and left me nearly dead.

So my advice Avoid regrets no matter what you do don't ever let your family pets take lessons in Kung Fu

              By Brooke Breach