comment the most funniest joke or image to me by friday and your favourite chocolate bar and i will give it to you by next week good luck and start posting.
A blonde goes on who want's to be a millionaire. She get's stuck on the one million dollar question, so she phones a friend. The question is which bird does not build their own nest. Her friend, also a blonde, answer's Cuckoo. That night Barbara calls round to Maggie and brings her down to a local bar for a celebration drink and, as they are sipping their Champagne, Barbara turns to Maggie and asks "Tell me Maggie, How in God's name did you know that it was the Cuckoo that does not build its own nest?
Maggie said: "Listen Barbara, everybody knows that a Cuckoo lives in a clock."
Oh and another classic one: A blonde goes into a curtain shop and looks around. After circling the store several times, the man at the help desk wonders over and asks if she needs any help. She replies 'yes please, I'm looking for computer curtains' The man say's 'computers don't need curtains' and the blonde say's "but i've got windows'
oh and another one: Did you hear the new's last night? A blonde got locked in a supermarket and died of starvation (;
AGAIN, NO HATE TOWARDS BLONDES, I AM A BLONDE AFTER ALL (: MILLIE
I bet no-one will even end up getting a chocolate bar lol, All of these 'who am I' ones have never actually given the person a prize that I know of js. Millie (:
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What did the car say to the traffic light?
ReplyDeleteDont look now i'm changing!
Lucy
Knock Knock,
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Tank,
Tank Who?
Your welcome!
Why did the robber steal a washing machine?
He wanted to get a clean getaway!
What is the most dangerous vegetable to have on a boat??
A Leek!
What is at the end of the world?
The letter 'd'!
Lucy
Q.How do you make a goldfish age?
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Q.What's the richest kind of air?
A.Billionaire.
Q.What do skeletons say before a meal?
A.Bone appetite.
Q.What do you call a cow with a twitch?
A.Beef jerky.
Q.Where do very smart hot dogs end up?
A.On honor rolls.
Q.Which runs faster, hot or cold?
A.Hot. Everyone can catch cold.
Q.Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?
A.Because all the fans have left.
Q.Why is a lost Dalmatian easily found?
A.Because he’s always spotted.
Q.Why was six afraid of seven?
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moro is my fav ! :)
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(2nd fav flake)
guys put your fav chocolate bar
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ReplyDeleteA blonde goes on who want's to be a millionaire.
She get's stuck on the one million dollar question, so she phones a friend. The question is which bird does not build their own nest. Her friend, also a blonde, answer's Cuckoo.
That night Barbara calls round to Maggie and brings her down to a local bar for a celebration drink and, as they are sipping their Champagne, Barbara turns to Maggie and asks "Tell me Maggie, How in God's name did you know that it was the Cuckoo that does not build its own nest?
Maggie said: "Listen Barbara, everybody knows that a Cuckoo lives in a clock."
NO HATE TOWARDS BLONDES (:
Oh and another classic one:
DeleteA blonde goes into a curtain shop and looks around. After circling the store several times, the man at the help desk wonders over and asks if she needs any help. She replies 'yes please, I'm looking for computer curtains' The man say's 'computers don't need curtains' and the blonde say's "but i've got windows'
oh and another one: Did you hear the new's last night? A blonde got locked in a supermarket and died of starvation (;
AGAIN, NO HATE TOWARDS BLONDES, I AM A BLONDE AFTER ALL (: MILLIE
Hmm um my fav would be..... probs one of the wittakers sante bars but i don't really mind lol
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cheers guys but whats ur fav choco bar flavour!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteQ.Why did the chicken croos the road???
ReplyDeleteA.To get to your house
Knock Knock
Whos there?
The chicken
Oh my fav chocolate is the bubbly stuff but i dont mind any thing will do!!!
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Oh by the way idid the chicken one
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ReplyDeleteI bet no-one will even end up getting a chocolate bar lol, All of these 'who am I' ones have never actually given the person a prize that I know of js.
ReplyDeleteMillie (:
YEAh it took a while but i did :)
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ruby u win i will bring your choco bar this week
ReplyDeleteWell done ruby woop! :P
ReplyDeleteMillie (:
yay yay yay!!!!!i won i won
ReplyDeleteRUBY
Ruby did you ever end up getting a chocolate bar?
ReplyDeleteLol
Millie